Description
Show your love for your hardworking plumber man with this funny and bold statement shirt! This design lists out “5 Things You Should Know About My Man”, from his skills in plumbing to his grumpiness—and ends with the hilarious line, "Mess with me and they’ll never find your body."
Featuring vivid purple and pink typography and a pair of crossed pipe wrenches, this design is perfect for those who appreciate a gritty, loyal, no-nonsense man who knows his way around the pipes and isn't afraid to fix anything—except his short fuse.
Crafted with soft yet durable fabric, it’s ideal for wearing to job sites, family outings, or just repping your man in style.
Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, this is a perfect gift for anyone who loves a plumber with heart and humor.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.
| Destination | Carrier | Delivery time | Cost |
|---|
| United States | USPS / UPS | 7-15 business days | $7.99 — free over $99 |
| Canada | USPS / Canada Post | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| United Kingdom | Royal Mail | 10-20 business days | $9.99 |
| Australia & New Zealand | Australia Post | 12-25 business days | $11.99 |
| Rest of world | Standard international | 12-30 business days | $12.99 |
A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.
Returns
Returns & Exchanges
If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
- Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
- Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.
Start a return by emailing contact@americanranchwear.online with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.
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